Sincerely,
Carrie
Carrie
Dear Scott Walker,I OPPOSE senate bill 22 and so much more. Perhaps the heat is getting to me a little, my husband says I get crabby when it gets hot. Seeing your generic email when I checked my email today really made me quite bitter. To blow off some steam, I am going to create my own generic email based on your generic email. We'll see if it helps.
Thank you for your generic e-mail message reply. I welcome you expressing your views and concerns to me, and I commend you for participating in sending a generic email message reply. (This is sarcastic because you have not expressed your views and concerns to me and because at this point I am only willing to commend you for handing in a resignation letter.) I take into account the views of all of the citizens and politicians of Wisconsin, and I will keep your specifically generic comments in mind during my service as your constituent.
If you would like more information about my or other constituents’ positions on issues, or would like to read my or other constituents’ public statements on issues, I encourage you to explore the WI Workers Against Walker website http://wiscworkers.blogspot. com/. I like to respond individually to every letter and telephone call I receive; however, I cannot respond to any of your communications due to the lack of volume and substance. If your request is time sensitive, please call my home at XXX. You may also write to me via conventional mail at Carrie XXXXX
As noted in emails previously sent to you, please know that any communications will be subject to release under my own personal "public records good conscience" and that my policy is generally to release communications sent to this email address.
Once again, thank you for contacting me with generic email message replies. (Once again, this is sarcastic. Who would really want to receive a form reply when they are pouring their heart and soul out to you each and every night?) Please feel free to contact me again if I can ever be of assistance to you and especially if you are going to craft an original piece of writing instead of the generic email message replies.
Sincerely,
Carrie
Here is your generic email reply so you can compare. I wrote my response using as much fidelity and homage as your generic email message deserves.
Thank you for your e-mail message. I welcome you expressing your views and concerns to me, and I commend you for participating in your state government. I take into account the views of all of the citizens of Wisconsin, and I will keep your specific comments in mind during my service as your Governor.
If you would like more information about my positions on issues, or would like to read my public statements on issues, I encourage you to explore my website: www.walker.wi.gov. I like to respond individually to every letter and telephone call I receive; however, I cannot respond to each e-mail individually due to the volume. If your request is time sensitive, please call my office at (608) 266-1212. You may also write to me via conventional mail at Governor Scott Walker: PO Box 7863, Madison, WI 53707.
As noted on our website, please know that any communications may be subject to release under Wisconsin's public records law and that our policy is generally to release communications sent to this email address.
Once again, thank you for contacting me. Please feel free to contact me again if I can ever be of assistance to you.
Sincerely,
Scott Walker
Governor
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